How to Plan a Vacation

Get lots of friends together.
Shop at Trader Joe's.
Load up the car with toys.
Drive to the beach.
Set up a tent in the dirt and stack firewood next to the pit.
(Substitution: rent a motor home and stock the fridge.)
Wake up at 6am and get a coffee at Surfin' Donuts.
Ride waves at San O'nofre for some hours.
Drink more coffee and lead a CrossFit workout.
(Substitution: eat donuts and watch others crossfit)
Eat oatmeal, apply sunblock, load the wagon, walk down the trail to the beach.
Bodysurf, eat, read, build sand castle, nap; repeat three times.
Load wagon, walk up trail.
CrossFit workout with friends.
Hydrate with Pacifico.
(Substitution: hydrate with Fat Tire)
Shower for a quarter.
Host or be hosted for dinner.
Laugh at kids getting scared at ghost stories.
Fall asleep in tent/motor home.

Repeat for 5-7 days or until skin peels off.